Geram @ Era

Heard this over Radio ERA when I was driving to office this morning.

Caller (female) : I geram sangat kat satu mamat minggu lepas.
K1 (radio announcer1) : apa dia dah buat kat awak?
Caller: dia bawak kereta kejap-kejap laju kejap-kejap brek.
K2 (radio announcer2): masa tu awak tengah drive kat belakang kereta dia lah?
Caller : ya
K2: awak ada nampak tanda 'P' tak kat kereta dia?
Caller: tak, takde
K1: agaknya dia saja nak test skill memandu awak kot?
Caller: sebenarnya ade ceritanya......bila saya dah geram sangat saya pun saing dengan kereta dia. Rupanya....ada makhluk kat atas peha dia....
K2: apasal? dia bawak kucing ke?
Caller: [tergelak] ada perempuan.....saya geram sangat, saya terus potong kereta dia dan buat emergency brek....mencanak dia....
K1 & K2: [gelak gila]
K2: lepas tu apa jadi?
Caller: lepas tu barulah si pompuan tu bangun betul-betulkan tudung...
K2: betul-betulkan kerusi [gelak lagi]
K1: masa tu siang hari ke tengah malam?
Caller: siang hari buta...lepas tu dia dah malu agaknya...terus dia pecut kereta. Hisssh, geram betulll....

Fuuh dahsyat makhluk2 kat Malaysia nih. Macam-macam ada.....

To K & K (Kiran n Khairil) you rocked this morning.

p/s - dulu aku tak de lah suka sangat kat Kiran masa dia on air sebelah malam dengan one lady announcer, tapi sejak dia pair dengan Khairil dalam 'Pagi di ERA', menjadi-jadi betul. Memang tak miss dengar pagi-pagi on the way to office.

Broadband, that is not

Bloghopping and surfing is extremely testing my patience in the last few days because of the lousy services from Streamyx. Jeff is screaming mad and others as well.

It's a kind of habit to me to click on some sites and read blogs in between doing my works. Just to keep up with the latest news and read some interesting blogs - at the same time it helps release some stress.

So it's time we users to gang up and demand our rights to quatlity services by these ISPs. There is online petition going on right now. Please click here to sign up.

The last time we had this online petition on Maybank2U fees proved to be successful and showed that if we scream loud enough, those st***d people will listen.

Pokku's magic

I was mesmerised with this beautiful poem I came accross in Pokku's blog.

It's no ordinary poem to me. I read, read and read again and again. Serio bulu rhoma. And I don't realised that the pronounciation/recitation in 'Merang language' could be so different.

Today is the First of April

S*********t. Should have known.

But I don't expect Malaysiakini would also follow these April Fool's day thingy. See this and this. Tak guna betul.

I cannot forgive M'kini for this stupid thing.

The one who wrote the piece must be suspended like these two pranksters.