Sosej Halal

In between the mad rush to keep up with so many urgent deadlines (yeah, I'm almost dead now) and trying to be as good father and husband as I could be, this e-mail that I received yesterday managed to make me burst into laughter.

Subject: SENARAI SOSEJ HALAL

Jenama sosej yang halal ialah bernama : "Husband"
Lain-lain nama seperti
" boyfriend"
" tunang " atau
"sugar dady"
adalah haram . Ini disahkan oleh JAWI, JAIS, Jakim dan semua jabatan agama islam seluruh negara. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

MAJULAH SOSEJ UNTUK NEGARA " SOSEJ BOLEH" SELAMAT MALAM DIMANA JUA ANDA BERADA ... SIANG PUN OK GAK

Kah, kah kaah.